HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Today is my youngest sister's birthday. She is an X-Ray Technician, and gets the "privilege" to photograph the innards of the patients that happen through her doors at the hospital. She also does mammograms too...which leads me to a public service announcement...because the staff and I here at Breathtaking and Inappropriate care about you:

Ladies, get your mammograms! They save lives. Do it for yourself and your loved ones. They love you and want you around for awhile. Hell, do it for everyone. Boobs make the world a better place.

And so do you.

Plus, I know my sister and her collegues would be honored to feel you up and squeeze your hoots in a vice.
Thank you.

Back to my sister's birthday:

MLA-D - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a great day.

Love,
Your brother Mookie

In your honor, here is an x-ray tech looking at an x-ray of someone's crotch. Happy Birthday.