It Puts The Lotion In The Basket

Saw this  - loved it - and had to re-post it.  My demented side loves me some Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

Craigslist Sadness

Wow. WTH.

Happy Birthday Jesus!!

Yeah, I'm probably going to Hell for posting this one, but I'm sure I'll have ample company.
Merry Christmas.

The "Little Drummer Boy" Is The Worst Song Ever.

I'm going to share something that my family and a few close friends know:  I HATE the Christmas song "Little Drummer Boy."  Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.  Of all the terrible Christmas songs out there - and there are many (I'm looking right at you "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer) -  "Little Drummer Boy" is by far the worst one ever made.

Now you are probably thinking to yourself, "Mookie, how can you hate such a wonderful song?  It is beautiful and carries the joyous story of Jesus' birth."

My reply is:  This song sucks, and is the most annoying thing ever.  I shall explain my reasoning.

Free Refills? Hell Yeah!!!

This definitely goes in the "WIN" column.



THIS IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING THING YOU WILL SEE TODAY

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This Will Be My Wife After This Week

My wife has finals this week, and is burning the midnight oil to get stuff done.  This pretty much says it all....

RIP Harry Morgan

Sitting here tonight, and my wife was rolling thru Twitter updates when she says "Who's Harry Morgan?"  I was like "I don't know."  Then she said, "Well, this says he died."  She pulled him up and we both went "OHHH!  Colonel Potter from M.A.S.H!" 

The guy was 96.  Incredible.  I grew up watching M.A.S.H night after night at dinner time at my Dad's insistence.  We'd say "Dad, we've seen this one 100 times." He'd come back with this "Mmmm I don't think we have."  Secretly I loved that show. 


Sherman T. Potter was a badass.

Somehow, Fergie Just Got Even More Attractive.

Gawd this is a lovely woman.

It's The Weekend!!

Finally!  The weekend is here!  I hope you have a good as weekend as old Arthur is going to have.....

Yeah, You Have to Watch Out For Some Sharks.....