Do not try to out-draw the Macho Man
A collection of stories and pictures your mother would probably frown upon.
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Friday, April 22, 2016
The Harriet Tubman Twenty Dollar Bill Will Help You Save Money
Thursday, April 21, 2016
The Onion Speaks The Truth #RIPPRINCE
Nation Too Sad To F**k Even Though It’s What Prince Would Have Wanted
CHANHASSEN, MN—After hearing the shocking news of the iconic pop star’s unexpected death, the U.S. populace reported Thursday that it was simply too sad to f**k, even though they knew it was what Prince would have wanted. “If Prince is looking down on us right now, I know he’d want to see us all get down and f**k, but I’m still just so upset that he’s gone that I don’t think I could get in the mood,” said 37-year-old Arizona resident Carol Parnum, echoing the sentiment of tens of millions of Americans across the country, who acknowledged that, despite recognizing that nothing would have brought more joy to the seven-time Grammy-winning multi-instrumentalist than everyone getting freaky and f**king all night long, their emotions were still much too raw to do so. “Look, I understand that Prince wouldn’t want us to be moping around with our heads in our hands, crying about how he’s gone and never coming back—no, he would want us to f**k raw and to f**k nasty. But I...I just can’t. My heart just isn’t in it right now.” After much personal anguish, the teary-eyed nation reportedly took a deep breath and solemnly mustered the resolve to get naked and start f**king, saying it was simply the right thing to do.
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Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Monday, April 18, 2016
Thursday, April 14, 2016
It's Time For The Macho Man
There are an endless amount of Macho Man Randy Savage GIF files on the internet. This is by far my favorite:
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Wednesday, April 13, 2016
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