Sunday, May 22, 2011


Saturday Night Live was hosted by Justin Timberlake tonight, and it did not disappoint. 

Friday, May 20, 2011


Kelly Kapowski is excited, and you should be too.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Things Women Do To Get Ready to Go Out

Here we have a hotel room with a few girls getting ready for a night out.  Two of them were obviously ready for the picture.  One of them walked into the picture.  And then of course there is the girl in the back of the picture with her dress hiked up and cooling her junk off over the air conditioner.  Bravo madam.  Nice job thinking outside of the box.  Or something like that.

putting the AC to good use

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Peanut Butter Into Diamonds

Did you know you could turn peanut butter into diamonds? My 8 year old son tells me this on the way home today. I figure he is being silly or full of misinformation. It turns out it was a little of both, but not entirely false.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

It is time.

Hello.  My name is Mookie.  Welcome to my blog: Breathtaking and Inappropriate.  If you know my real name, lucky you.  For all intents and purposes related to this here blog, my name is MOOKIE.

I have been writing general nonsense for my own amusment and the entertainment of a close circle of friends for years.  It usually consisted of short and mildly profane stories, and a general newsletter with Top Ten lists I made up.  Technically, I guess you could say I had a "blog" before there were even blogs.  I have been wanting to do this for some time, but have not been real keen on sharing my attempts at writing.  Finally, I decided it was time.

This blog "experiment" will probably have posts that are links to stories I write, general perceptions of what is going on in the world, and of course my opinion of what songs rock.  It should be entertaining; to me anyway.  I hope you find it amusing yourself.  Please feel free to pass the site address on to your friends if/when you see something worth sharing.  Oh, and before I forget...Yes you had to acknowledge you were of mature age to see my site.  I figured it was better to be safe than sorry.  While there probably won't be porn, there definitely will be opportunity for crass language and materials. 
Here we go....