Monday, February 08, 2021

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON THE FIRST DAY OF TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT TRIAL

 TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON THE FIRST DAY OF 

TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT TRIAL

10.  Did you read Trump's Twitter account last night?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 9.  Excuse me, I was told there would be complimentary cans of Schlitz Malt Liquor?

 8.  How does one get the space laser that crazy-pants Marjorie Taylor Greene was talking about?

 7.  Didn't we just do this like a year ago?

 6.  Everyone do a shot when someone says the word "insurrection!"

 5.  Hey McConnell! How does it feel to be a minority now???

 4.  That dude with the face paint and the horns isn't coming back is he?

 3.  I hope Mike Lindell brings his pillows for everyone.

 2.  Forget this, I want to see A.O.C. give Ted Cruz a beat-down!

 1.  So......when are they bringing out the peaches?

Wednesday, January 20, 2021