Best Friends Are There For You When You Barf

Except when they get a message on their Facebook wall

Accountants Have The Worst Pick-Up Lines

It's Time For The Macho Man

Probably the wisest words from one of the most insane people to ever walk the planet.

I Guess I'll Have Baja Blast

Martha Needs To Shut Up

This Is NOT A Self-Help Book

This Is How You Make People Want To Try Fencing

That Stormtrooper Needs Some More Happy Little Trees

That Printer Has Been Acting A Little Shady

It's Time For The Macho Man

Jay and Silent Bob To The Rescue

This Is Me - Pure and Simple

Ernie Is Getting Really Twisted

Pessimists, Optimists, and Me

Well, Someone At The D.O.T. Got Fired Today

Getting Deep With Oscar The Grouch

One Reason I Hate The Mall

I Would Bang It

It's Time For The Macho Man

We All Become Squidward At Some Point

The Raven Has No Time For Your Shit

Beyonce Is SO OVERRATED

It's Time For The Macho Man

That handshake is so good you can feel it.

Way To Go Jason

Ben Franklin Is Staying on the $100

Click Bait Is Getting Really Stupid Now

Plus...don't tell me what to do.

Pooh and Piglet's Favorite Day Has Arrived