My Kind of Birthday Party!

A cake made out of stacked donuts?  CHECK.
A 1981 Oldsmobile Cutlass in the yard?  CHECK
Fat kids in the pool?  CHECK.
Creepy old guy supervising the kids in the pool, but stopping to check out the B-Day girl's ass?  CHECK
Sparkler for a candle on top of the cake?  CHECK.
A kid in the background with his hand down his pants?  CHECK.
Cigs tucked in the B-Day girls bra/boob?  CHECK.

Very good.  Continue with your party.

Oh....make sure the big guy hiding behind the fern wearing socks and sandals sends me some pics from his cell phone.