Ron Swanson Rules

If you are not watching Parks & Recreation on NBC, you need to check it out.  It is similar to "The Office" in that it is filmed as faux documentary, however it is totally different.  One of the main characters is a man named Ron Swanson.  Ron is a "Man's man."  He is twice divorced (both women are named Tammy, as is his mother), and is quite jaded about everything in life.  He lives by a code only he understands and is immensely hilarious. 

He has an affection for meat, eggs and bacon, self-survival, and doing as little work as possible. 

He is a hero.