TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO DO WHEN VOTING IN THE 2020 ELECTION

 TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO DO WHEN 

VOTING IN THE 2020 ELECTION

10. Write-in your college pal "Crab Man" for County Treasurer

 9.  Be nice and vote for everybody because you want everyone to win

 8.  Keep asking for help because you don't see "Best Actor" as a category

 7.  Ask a poll helper to step inside the voting booth and help you with your "pole"

 6. Vote for Kanye. This is not the Grammy Awards

 5.  Write-in "Emerson Bigguns" for Public Health Commissioner because it's hilarious

 4.  Ask the poll helpers if you can use the multi-colored crayons you brought with you

 3.  When you are asked for ID, keep asking if they think you are a Russian hacker

 2.  Keep demanding a new ballot because Eisenhower isn't on there

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The #1 thing not to do when voting in the 2020 election:

 1. Cast your vote in a way that promotes racism, prejudice, fear, and hate-mongering