Have You Ever?

Have you ever taken something with you when you go to the bathroom to read or play with?  You know, like a book/magazine, smartphone, iPad, or a hand-held game?  You know you have.

Have you ever sat there so long - because you were so engrossed in whatever it was you brought into the bathroom - that your legs were numb when you got up?  I bet you have.

Have you ever sat there so long that you had to pee a second time?  I bet you have.

It's OK.  I have too.