I wrote this while sitting in an airport waiting out a 5 hour plane delay a few weeks back. I just remembered I had it. It's amusing and confusing. Enjoy.
06/13/2011 9:00AM - As I write this, I am sitting in the Memphis Int'l Airport waiting for my connection to Baltimore. The F'ers delayed the flight by like 4 or 5 hours for a reason I don’t even know yet. So….I'm frickin' stuck sitting here because there aren't any more flights to MD. Wi-Fi isn't even free here in the airport. I’m speechless at this discovery. Actually I do think I said something to the fact of “You have got to be shitting me.” So, I was not totally speechless.