Monday, April 20, 2020

TOP TEN TIPS ON HOW TO WORK FROM HOME DUE TO COVID-19



TOP TEN TIPS ON HOW TO WORK FROM HOME DUE TO COVID-19

10. Start a weekly "Most Valuable Employee" award in your home office,and the winner gets vodka every day that week (Hint hint....you will always win).

 9. Make sure to position your Dogs Playing Poker painting nicely behind you for your Zoom/Skype meetings with co-workers.

 8. Done with the conference call? Time to crank up some GD Def Leppard!

 7. Does your neighborhood have lots of squirrels? Name them and talk to them out the window so you don't feel so lonely.

 6. Every day, change from your nighttime PJs into your daytime PJs. This will help you get into the "time to work" mentality you need to get things done.

 5. When you have to share your computer screen during conference calls, remember to close all your porn tabs. No one wants to see what you are into.

 4. Topless Tuesdays!!!

 3. Declare that Fridays are an office food day. Doordash something and eat it all like you would in the office anyway.

 2. Catch up on your full DVR while "working."

 1. Three words:  Miller. High. Life.

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