Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear At The Family Christmas Gathering


10. My goodness your ass has sure has gotten big.

 9. We're out of booze.

 8. Do you really NEED that third plate of cheese and sausage?

 7. We donated money on your behalf to the 2020 Trump re-election campaign.

 6. I'm going to pray for you.

 5. The Little Drummer Boy

 4. Sorry folks. Toilet's clogged.

 3. I guess everyone is spending the night! They just closed all the roads due to snow.

 2. I hope you don't ruin Christmas like you always do.

 1. Get your coats! We're going to church!

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