A collection of stories and pictures your mother would probably frown upon.
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Texas Gets Rain, Snow, and Apparently Genitalia
Friday, December 25, 2015
Merry Christmas From Breathtaking and Inappropriate
The staff here wants to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Hopefully it goes better than Danny here.
Thursday, December 24, 2015
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Sunday, December 20, 2015
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
So. The new Star Wars
movie starting showing to the general public in the coming hours. Are
you going to see it? I would like to,
but I also don’t want to sit in a theatre with 300 other fan boy/girls who feel
the need to clap and cheer at the movie screen. You don't cheer in a movie theatre. You just don't.
I actually thought real hard about taking a half-day vacation to go see
it at 9AM on Friday, but I have opted to pass on that as well. While I am definitely excited to see it, my
most plausible reason to see it RIGHT AWAY is so some ass-bag doesn’t tell me
about it, and what happens in it…etc and ruin the whole goddamn fun. I have been
pretty diligent in NOT looking at things that might give away any of the story
or “spoliers” about the film, and I haven’t done that so Jonny Superfan can
tell me R2-D2 is a secret sith lord and ruin the whole thing.
Yeah I know the new primary character names, and I’ve seen
all the film trailers about 30 times, but that’s about it. What I do know is that the early viewers have
said “it’s good” and it is “so much better than the prequel trilogy.” That’s enough for me. Shit, this blog is better than Attack of the
Clones most days, and that isn’t saying much. May the Force be with you my fellow nerdos.
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Wednesday, December 09, 2015
Rafi The Grief Sherpa
The Series Finale of THE LEAGUE is on tonight! Let's hope they go out with a big bang. Odds are good that Rafi will kill everyone though.
Saturday, December 05, 2015
Thursday, December 03, 2015
Top Ten Thursday!
Top Ten Buzzwords on Your Annual Review And Their Real Meaning
10. Best Practice - A method that supposedly gives the best result for everyone, but only ever works for the person preaching it.
9. Giving 110% - Giving more than the normal effort, which is dumb because you can't do more than 100%.
8. Opportunities - Places to seek improvement OR Places where you constantly screw up.
7. Innovation - The idea you are coming up with something new, but would be impossible to implement.
6. Accountablity - The idea you can be trusted, but your manager will never see you that way.
5. Vision Statement - A statement about how a company sees itself and where it wants to go, but it makes no sense and provides no method of accomplishing the goal.
4. Performance Management - Managing one's performance even though nobody knows what you do or gives you guidance on how to gauge your performance.
3. High Level - An explanation that makes things sound easier than they really are.
2. Empowerment - The idea that you have the power to do something - but you really can't.
1. Synergy - NO ONE knows what this means but acts like they do.
10. Best Practice - A method that supposedly gives the best result for everyone, but only ever works for the person preaching it.
9. Giving 110% - Giving more than the normal effort, which is dumb because you can't do more than 100%.
8. Opportunities - Places to seek improvement OR Places where you constantly screw up.
7. Innovation - The idea you are coming up with something new, but would be impossible to implement.
6. Accountablity - The idea you can be trusted, but your manager will never see you that way.
5. Vision Statement - A statement about how a company sees itself and where it wants to go, but it makes no sense and provides no method of accomplishing the goal.
4. Performance Management - Managing one's performance even though nobody knows what you do or gives you guidance on how to gauge your performance.
3. High Level - An explanation that makes things sound easier than they really are.
2. Empowerment - The idea that you have the power to do something - but you really can't.
1. Synergy - NO ONE knows what this means but acts like they do.
Wednesday, December 02, 2015
Rafi Is Pretty Close With His Friends
Friday, November 27, 2015
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Taco Is Taking His Health Seriously Now
A new episode of The League tonight on FXX. I hear Rafi and Randy are back in some sort of animated episode. I have high hopes it is better than the last few episodes.
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Monday, November 09, 2015
Ernie Has No Time For Your Crap Bert
Thursday, November 05, 2015
Hard-Hitting Journalism From The Washington Post
Kangaroo farts not as environmentally friendly
Wednesday, November 04, 2015
Rafi Is The Most Wonderfully Disgusting Person Ever
Tuesday, November 03, 2015
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